Stan Boardman
With the Germans 2-0 up at half time, and with his song in the top twenty in the UK, it is time to revisit the hilarity of Mr Stan Boardman on Des O'Connor Tonight:
O'Connor : "Why do pick on the Germans so much?"
Boardman : "'Cause my dad was badly wounded by them in the war"
O'Connor : "Really. I didn't know. What Happened?"
Boardman : "An air raid over his airfield. He was a Spitfire pilot"
O'Connor : "Wow. What happened?"
Boardman : "A squadron of German Fokkers bombed them n only my dad got in the air. He took the entire squadron on single handed and got badly hurt"
O'Connor : "Incredible. Tell us more"
Boardman : "He flew into this squadron of Fokkers n opened fire. There was a Fokker fallin' here n a Fokker fallin' there...."
O'Connor : "I'd just better explain to an early evening audience that a Fokker is a make of German aeroplane....just to avoid any misunderstanding"
Boardman : "Yeah, that's right but these Fokkers were Messerschmidts!"
O'Connor : "Why do pick on the Germans so much?"
Boardman : "'Cause my dad was badly wounded by them in the war"
O'Connor : "Really. I didn't know. What Happened?"
Boardman : "An air raid over his airfield. He was a Spitfire pilot"
O'Connor : "Wow. What happened?"
Boardman : "A squadron of German Fokkers bombed them n only my dad got in the air. He took the entire squadron on single handed and got badly hurt"
O'Connor : "Incredible. Tell us more"
Boardman : "He flew into this squadron of Fokkers n opened fire. There was a Fokker fallin' here n a Fokker fallin' there...."
O'Connor : "I'd just better explain to an early evening audience that a Fokker is a make of German aeroplane....just to avoid any misunderstanding"
Boardman : "Yeah, that's right but these Fokkers were Messerschmidts!"
posted by lukeski at 5:05 pm
1 Comments:
Stan Boardman is in the charts? How bad is the song? He should work for Easyjet with all that pretending to be trying hard not to laugh. What an arse.
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