Zaphod Beeblebrox

One of the more concerning parts of this proto-flu I have been suffering from for the last few days is that I have suddenly broken out in a series (I would say rash, but that would be an awful pun), of very large, deep lying spots. Not you usual teenage style breakout. Not acne either. Just red lumps that sit there painfully. On my back. In my ear. But most worryingly of all, on the very tip of my nose. Like an extra head. Only more noticeable. Another 2 months and I could have had gainful employment in a department store with a pair of these:



Now the issue for me is, clearly these appear when I am run down, so does this mean I am to resemble an overly hormonal teenager (I already do, some of you may add) each and every time I get a cold over the winter. This could be a never ending cycle. I look after my skin these days (as a true metrosexual should), and I've been using Witchhazel to try and draw the crap out, but to no avail. I eat healthily. I even exercise. So what is one to do? Answers on a postcard please...