An idea
pinched from EINY - the OKCupid politics test - here are my results:
Thank Christ for that - I thought my more Totalitarian tendencies would win the day. I dare not publish the results of my dating compatibility test, though...
| You are a Social Liberal (76% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (18% permissive) You are best described as a:
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test |
Thank Christ for that - I thought my more Totalitarian tendencies would win the day. I dare not publish the results of my dating compatibility test, though...
posted by lukeski at 11:26 pm
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Go on, go on. I did it - the dating one - and even though I tried my hardest to come across as wicked and dissolute as possible, it said I was a diamond geezer. (It did also keep trying to convince me I lived in Berlin, Wisconsin too, but old Europe won out in the end.)
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss
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